DISTRESSING NEWS
Uncategorized September 18th, 2009DISTRESSING NEWS -Gentry Morris under cloud of suspician after being accused of pilfering seven wooden coat hangers from a certain hotel in Bilston. Yvonne and I wondered why Gentry’s body had looked so oddly angular during the last few days but we thought he had developed rickets on a Burger King tour diet. However following an email from our hotel in Bilston demanding an explanation for the disappearance of seven hangers from his room, it all becomes clear. He has those seven coat hangers secreted about his person and plans to sell them on e-bay when he returns to Ireland.A hanger is probably worth more than a cd these days anyway. Just be careful if you want a hug with your signed cd.
September 18th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
For the record..on the advice of my solicitors I have been advised to deny all accusations of said “hanger pilfering”. There is no evidence that I have in my posession any such laundry related items and I will be more than happy to produce my very wrinkled, suitcase compacted, clothes as proof of this.
September 19th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Personally, I believe the defendant. I should know. I sit next to his wrinkled clothes every night on stage. Those clothes have not seen a cheap wirey metal coater hanger never mind a wooden one. I reckon the cleaner was involved.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Ya ya, save it for court fella! You’re goin’ down!