DISTRESSING NEWS -Gentry Morris under cloud of suspician after being accused of pilfering seven wooden coat hangers from a certain hotel in Bilston. Yvonne and I wondered why Gentry’s body had looked so oddly angular during the last few days but we thought he had developed rickets on a Burger King tour diet. However following an email from our hotel in Bilston demanding an explanation for the disappearance of seven hangers from his room, it all becomes clear. He has those seven coat hangers secreted about his person and plans to sell them on e-bay when he returns to Ireland.A hanger is probably worth more than a cd these days anyway. Just be careful if you want a hug with your signed cd.